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Woodchuck 

An animal that could chuck as much wood as it could if it could chuck wood. It is believed that it can chuck up to three times it’s body weight, but there is still no proof given whatsoever.
Guy 1: “Have you seen my pet woodchuck?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s over there trying to chuck wood.”
Woodchuck by EbbieBoi December 14, 2019
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woodchuck pain tolerance 

Phenonenom wherein a person can take a fierce beating and continue to function. Is often associated with being a complete woodchuck often possesing retard strength.
Bill has woodchuck pain tolerance - even after Tom smashed a full beer bottle on his forehead he got up and kicked Tom's ass.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris 

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.
Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

the tongue twister, EVERYONE seems to get wrongg.
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.