There was a man that was really angry at a woman, so he told the woman to get in the room and
loud smacking noises came out of the room like slapping noises. Turns out their
child came in and sall what mommy and daddy were doing. Daddy was smacking his penis on mommy's face too make
sure she doesn't make the same mistake again. So daddy for the rest of his life was referred to a hobknocker