1) 'An act easily preformed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmacutical haze, with her teeth in the
glass. Straddle her wrinkled mug, and ram your naughty boy down her thread. Blowing your jack down her withered esopogus. If she wakes up tell her she for got her pill and you were helping her.'
2) Alternate Variation: "As she is waking up turn around,
stretch your ass
cheeks apart and start screaming at her, like a wild talking asshole."
Source: O&A Show