"If you
don'
t wear nail polish, you're probably a Peg"
"If you use bar
soap, you're probably a Peg"
"If you eat hard boiled eggs out of a plastic bag, you're probably a Peg"
"If you are a female and have a
mullet, then you're probably a Peg"
"If you wear wind breakers, then you're probably a Peg"
"If you use Head and Shoulders, then you're probably a Peg."
"I you don'
t have a cover on your cell phone, then you're probably a construction worker Peg"
"If you shave your face, then you're probably a Peg"