To be a hoss one must gain it,
This could mean to shave it.
When walking down the hall,
One cannot pass a fellow hoss without grabbing them at all.
One must grab the hoss in an odd way,
So they can get the snap from all the honeys saying “Hey.”
Even if it means to slap a males glute,
Or when on the field to always get into a dispute.
The win, they always get it,
So when they walk down the halls they yell “Esketit!”
One must test a security guard,
Which as they have proven, is not very
hard.
They must have
hipster hair,
And every Saturday
play dare dare.
Initiations
may involve taking a hit at Doughboys,
Or partying every Saturday, With The Boys.
They must keep a
pencil behind their ear,
And yell “Whoop!” at a volleyball
game because they have no fear.
So to be a hoss you must act as a team,
But not the whole team.
