A fat ass, typically referred to as Miguel De La
Cruz, is a lazy fuck who loves sitting his ass down all
day playing Rainbow Six Siege while yelling "HOW DID I NOT
KILL HIM!?!?!? I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!" with the sound of their keyboard being smashed in the background. Furthermore, when asked, fat ass will
reject going out to hang with friends. What fat ass's friends
don't know is that it's not that he doesn't want to
go, it's just his musty ass is stuck in his chair from playing too much video games and he doesn't want to call the fire department to get it out. As usual, fat ass doesn't really have any real friends. All his "friends" are only there to get closer to fucking his sister.
Hey
Fat Ass, want to come to the Americana tonight?
Bro, I'm Miguel De La
Cruz, you should already know the answer to that
one.