food slut - a person who is an avid lover of food and will die before someone takes their food away from them. They love food so much that they would save whatever it is they are eating over their phone being dropped in cement or in a toilet. They would also save their food over their best friend or friends lol. Fluts are also very lazy and wanna sleep all day. They absolutely HATE exercise and all physical activity. Can you guess what their least fav subject is in school? That's right, it's GYM. Fluts can be described as extremely flutilicious. Fake fluts are people who wouldn't give another hungry flut some food.
OML, I am such a flut that I've been eating food for 7 hours straight without getting up.
Friend + slut. People that are whores but in a platonic way. They’re the type of people that are desperate for friends — they’ll brag about all their friend groups but never engage any of their so-called “friends” one on one. Essentially the side character. 95% of their +1,000 Instagram followers they’ve never seen in person. There’s also a 95% chance that they’re in a frat or sorority since they can’t form organic relationships and resolve to paying for friends out of desperation.
“Did you hear about Sebastian? He’s such a flut!”
“Yeah, it makes sense that he joined a fraternity. He’s a fucking douchebag with no personality. He’s never had to work a day in his life and sits on his dad’s cock for beer money and friends.”
take a girl and put her upside down on your knee's like a verticle 69. when your ready insert your fingers into her rectuim pulling it open as wide as you can regardless if it hurts her, then vomiting into it then punching her in both sides in unison watching the contens shoot into the air the before it comes down on you slam her down in the way while you dive out of the impact zone.
i just gave that girl the himalayan water flut and i she was pissed. but its cool i slamed her hard enough she couldn't stand let alone try to shank me before i draged her out to the side walk.