Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.

Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!

Coomer by Half As Funny February 27, 2023

Coomer

Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life

I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers

Coomer by suddo September 3, 2023

Coomer

Not to be confused with gooner.

Coomers are people who participate in the act of cooming but are ashamed and hide it.

Person 1: I found some questionable images on your laptop; are you a coomer by any chance?
Person 2: Uhh

Coomer by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

Coomer Corner 

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

Coomer Corner by zhewrong February 27, 2021

Coomer-standoff 

When two men compete to see who can go the longest without ejaculating or masturbating.

"I'm in a Coomer-standoff with my friend right now, I can't bang you babe."

Coomer-standoff by Brednuts November 1, 2021

Coomer Humor 

A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.

In other words: Sex is the punchline.

Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.

Coomer Humor by 3Melanies September 8, 2022

Coomer's Riposte 

Phenomenon where a person has to be subject to Ignominy to make someone else look bad for knowing about NSFW content by name.

In my group chat the other day, my friend tried to make fun of me for knowing a porn actor's name in front of everyone but fell for the Coomer's Riposte.

"How do you know who Mia Khalifa is?"
"Wait, how do YOU know who that is?"

Coomer's Riposte by Hellen Keller Official December 30, 2022