Oh fuck he is just the most
petty, grumpy, sensitive little ranga. I think he is insecure about the odd shape of his man-gina. Don’t be fooled by the fact that he has a
girlfriend, he is generally unpleasant to be around. He is also aggressively jealous and immature in everything that he does,
like just grow up you little bitch.
Person 1 - “ fuck
dude all I did was make eye contact with your
girlfriend”
Max - *chugs can of Monster and brushes greasy hair out of his eyes* “ I don’t care, if you do it again I’ll cry and go break like three mirrors
faggot!!”
Person 1 - “classic Max”