Any
guy who doesn't do, or buy EVERYTHING, that his
wife,
girlfriend or mistress tells him to do / asks him for.
GF : oh
wow look at this dress! only 300 bucks? Can you but it for me
honey?
BF: what's the occasion?
GF: There isnt one? You should want to.
BF: Oh. Well, I don't
GF
OMG, you're such an asshole!