Jonathan

A big-eared deadbeat Dad that has a tendency to beat on little kids and their mother, and in his spare time enjoys jerking off into his dirty socks. The skinny loser still lives with his parents in the same small town that he grew up in and is a clepto as well as a pathalogical liar.

I hung out with Jonathan the other nite and he got shitfaced after riding around in his purple van all night then after we got home he asked me to stick some little white hook up his ass! wtf?

Man, what a fag!

Jonathan by LUDA85 June 30, 2009

jonathan

He is a very dumb, looking Mexican who actually is really smart

hey Jonathan how are you?

jonathan by jonathan 32 May 14, 2018

Jonathan

The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.

Look at that guy sucking a dick , he must be a Jonathan

Jonathan by Cuz2ill May 26, 2018

Jonathan

A dude that can do both. He can be weird but serious, even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face. He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But somehow with all that he's athletic and some what smart but acts stupid 24/7.a stupid hoe

Your a mysterious mofo is your name Jonathan?

Jonathan by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.

Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him

Jonathan by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018

Jonathan

quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs

dont be jonathan be carlos

Jonathan by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018

Jonathan

A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance

Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!

Jonathan by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018