A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .

I loved getting to know Derek.

Derek by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023

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Salad muncher

Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher

Derek by luskithegoat22 July 17, 2023

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Derek for a bag of sniff, derek chisora the boxer. Chizzle chisora it’s all the Same shit you feel Alive then shite for days!

Yes mate give us a blast of the derek! Fuck me that’s some heavyweight chisora belting chiz that lad fancy a beer

Derek by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023

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Being crazy and doing stuff that a Derek will do like erm... going nutsssssssss

Stop being such a Derek, bitch!

Derek by Nothingbutshit September 14, 2023

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