Simp 

simp is a acronym of the military ranking:

Simian
Imitating
Military
Personal

yes, im a simp. Simian Imitating Military Personal

Simp by Jobb February 24, 2021

simp 

lmao me

youre such a fucking simp, she doesnt even like you bro.

simp by simper.mp4 February 24, 2021

Simp 

A man who seeks sexual interaction from a woman and when he doesn't get it gets mad.

Caitlyn: Hey Matt! Thanks for the dinner, it was great!
Matt: Sure Caitlyn, you wanna bang?
Caitlyn: Ummm Matt, we just started dating, isn't that something that happens a little later?
Matt: So no?
Caitlyn: Not no, just not now.
Matt: Whatever, I knew you were a hoe anyway.
Caitlyn: ....simp

Simp by Babooshka80 February 25, 2021

Simp 

You

You are a simp

Simp by You're a simp February 25, 2021

Simp 

You. You are a simp. Admit it.

Person: Are you a simp?
Person2: yes..

Simp by You don’t 2 know my name February 25, 2021

Simp 

Going above and beyond to make your crush happy.

Simp: “here let me buy you that car”
Person: “stop being a simp”

Simp by Simpmaster ( ; February 26, 2021

simp 

i am a simp for anime boiz (and gorls)

idk wot to put here but i am simp

simp by shezshezaweeb~ February 28, 2021