Da "perpetually thirsty" King and Duke had hoped to begin living a life of luxsherry once they'd absconded with
da Wilks family'
s fortune, but thanks to Huck, Doc Robinson, other caring townspeople, and
da real Wilks brothers, all dat said "pair of low-down reptiles" ended up with was even drier throats --- not to mention emptier pockets, thanks to their "making up
da deffersit" of
da slightly-less-than-
da-stated-total of da deceased man's gold loot by adding in virtually all of their own ill-gotten gold coins --- than they'd had to start with!