roofer 

Nah. Nope. No. There happens to be statement that don't happen to be the truth. There happens to be statements that don't happen to be the truth. Not "A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3."

Not "a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.
That lady keeps kicking the cat's teeth out." Not "She is crazy as a roofer!" /

She is not a roofer!

roofer by JordanJohnsonistheone September 19, 2025

Roofer's Nut 

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

Roofer's Nut by boofaholic March 15, 2015

Roofer-Farmer 

Someone who is both a roofer and a farmer.

Shagneck's dad is a Roofer-Farmer

Roofer-Farmer by ShibbyBoom July 27, 2010

Roofer Twofer

A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).

In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."

This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.

Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!

Roofer Twofer by dynoball June 24, 2011

Ed the roofer 

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

Ed the roofer by spankio May 15, 2009

Flat roofer

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.

Fancy a pint? Yeah alright there’s a flat roofer round the corner.

Flat roofer by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021

Face like a roofer's knee 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a roofer's knee!"

Face like a roofer's knee by TeamBPR July 13, 2009