mcdonalds 

the absolute crappiest fast food restaurant where only little children, hobos, poor people and fatasses addicted to their food go to eat. they say they serve healthy salads but the truth is one salad has more fat than one of their rat poisoned nazi burgers.

its surprising mcdonalds hasn't gone out of business, after all their president had a heart attack from eating too much of his own shitty food creations.

mcdonalds by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

McDonalds 

A restaurant staffed by college kids and mexicans that serves crap in a bun. Known to cause depression, McJobs, and severe obesity.

Cashier: Hello, welcome to McDonalds! How many tons would you like to gain today?

Me: Wut?

McDonalds by CaptainXDify December 19, 2012

McDonalds 

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

McDonalds by A2P July 27, 2005

McDonalds 

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.

McDonald's fries taste real good, though.

McDonalds by AYB May 16, 2003

mcdonalds 

The home of trash-eaters.

The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?

Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.

Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it!

*dies of a heart attack*

mcdonalds by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

mcdonalds 

a shitty ass place to work with asshole managers like lisa.

welcome to McHell may I take your order please?

mcdonalds by JmL May 1, 2005

Mcdonalds 

Celebrating american obesity since 1955.

It must feel great to make $5.15 an hour at Mcdonalds!

Mcdonalds by Staples August 20, 2006