Lasagna 

Bitch lasagna

Pewds says: BITCH LASAGNA.

Lasagna by Emakuni February 20, 2019

lasagna 

Much like the burrito, a sexual act for the female's pleasure/humiliation. Like the burrito, the act consists or fucking her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order, however, there is one difference. In the lasagna, before you stick it in her mouth, you punch her once in the head.

Damn bitch was mouthin' off again at the bar, so when I got her home it was time for her lasagna. But she loves it, she's so great.

lasagna by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003

Lasagna 

The ultimate meal eaten by only the most epic 9-year-olds (and Garfield)
Popular YouTuber PewDiePie is where this version of the word originated, in his disstrack on soon-to-overtake him YouTuber T-Series (who has big gay)

"Sub to PewDiePie and eat lasagna to become epic"

Lasagna by UltimateEpicGamer9yearold2009 December 20, 2018

lasagna 

When a guy diarrheas all over a girls face and then spreads it around with his dick blinding her.

He then surprises her with different moves for more sexual tension.

Kelsey and I had some great lasagna last night

lasagna by abdawg12345678 August 20, 2009

lasagna 

A haircut typically sported by male fans of EBM music. Distinguished by a shaven head with a small patch of hair left at the top which resembles the Italian dish, lasagna.

Look at that hot lasagna.
That's a nice slice of lasagna he's got.

lasagna by kommandantK September 16, 2008

lasagna 

Lasagna, Lasagned(Past tence)Lasagnaing(act of) When you're drunk as hell doing doggy-style and you yack all over her back. Thus looks like a plate of lasagna.

Damn! I was so fucked up last night, I lasagnaed the bitch!

lasagna by Jimmy-Jo October 14, 2007

Lasagna 

Alex's favourite food.

Alex: I had lasagna...

Lasagna by LeeLee July 16, 2004