a
turd, log, dump, or other piece of feces close to (but not quite in) the toilet. Must be a full
piece of shit; a smear does not qualify as a ghetto blaster. So named because the old WWF wrestler Bad News
Brown (the name is meaningful in this context) had a finishing maneuver called "The Ghetto Blaster"; it was a bomb-drop a little off to the side. This alternate definition originated at the College of William & Mary in 1995.