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This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.
Kevin by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020
An annoying boy with a small penis . Has a lot of hair and smells pretty bad . Suffers from body thatmorphia and fat fuckositis .
Kevin by Dk8686 May 21, 2020
A fat piece of sh*t who eats plays fortnite and breaks their monitor if they die.
KEVIN by PEEEPEEPOOOPOOO June 12, 2020
The son of a Karen

basically a bitch that cheers on mom after she is yelling a MacDonald managers after getting to few fries
Person 1: Did you see Kevin with Joe watching Karen shout at that manager.
Person 2: Yeah Kevin is such a bitch
Person 3: wait who's Joe?
Person 1 and Person 2: *evilly laugh*
Kevin by Unknown Avacado June 22, 2020
Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship
kevin sounds like a good guy
kevin by love peoples July 26, 2020
Another name for a male Karen. These guys can also be called "Bob".
Damn, that Kevin is asking for the manager again.
Kevin by Luna Kujo July 6, 2021