Tumblr 

The dark lord, Satan.

"Oh, whacha doin' later today?"

**Hisses at outside contact** "Tumblr."

Tumblr by nostalgicviews April 22, 2013

Tumblr 

1.A website with two sides: the hipster blogs, which aren't that interesting, and the fandoms. The fandom side of Tumblr tends to be the most popular side because it's just weird. Just plain disturbing.
2. Go on Google Translate and type in "tumblr." Translate it into Irish and then translate the Irish into English. There you go.

What did you do last night?
Oh, I just went on Tumblr.
Last time I went on there, I posted a quote from 50 Shades Of Gray. No-one got freaked out, they just posted a GIF from Supernatural.

Tumblr by vickachu August 16, 2014

Tumblr 

The mental asylum of the Internet from which all good humor originates.

Guy 1: You should check my tumblr blog!
Guy 2: is it weird as shit like every other tumblr blog?

Tumblr by Loopdydoo November 17, 2014

Tumblr 

Whether you're interested in destroying your social life, or you just want to look at the weirdest porn collection on the internet. Tumblr is the new kiddie's version of 4chan. Have fun basking in your glory of "freedom fighting" while indulging in the world's most fattest foods.

"Where opinions never matter and QUICK REBLOG THE MISSING CAT"

"OMG! Tumblr is like, so, amazing! Gosh~"

Tumblr by Amber Bandit May 4, 2015

Tumblr 

Where sleepless nights are born, fangirls thrive, sarcasm is the first language, and your social life ends

" Hey I'm thinking about getting a tumblr, thoughts? "
" NO DON'T! SAVE YOURSELFFFFFFF!" * Dramatically colapses to the ground *
" Uh, you okay there buddy? "

Tumblr by ThatFanaticFangirl March 4, 2016

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Urban white girl aesthetic of fashion and pictures.

How to use word correctly: when describing a photo/picture, art, or fashion.
Note: do not use Tumblr to describe an act

"OMG, your the photo you took is so tumblr."
"Dang name, your outfits looks so tumblr"
"Your instagram feed is so tumblr."

Tumblr by Kupid's logic and wisdom August 1, 2016

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A social media where everybody is an introvert who also happens to have depression, anxiety and is shy.
If you say that you are any of those you will get shit ton of notes.

Tumblr user: I'm so anxious rn!
Me: *sigh*
Tumblr user: I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING, I'M DYING!!!
Me: *sigh*

Tumblr by Čapra July 11, 2016