Atheist
Atheist by AtheistJew March 9, 2009
Get the Atheist mug.
Atheist
I'm making this just in spite of all the other definitions :D
Someone who doesn't believe in god.
Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Someone who doesn't believe in god.
Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"
John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"
Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"
John- "What caused that to happen?"
Stevie- "Definitely not god."
John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"
(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?
Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!
Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"
Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"
John- "What caused that to happen?"
Stevie- "Definitely not god."
John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"
(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?
Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!
Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
Atheist by bestfriendswithbibleclubprez October 22, 2010
Related Words
atheist
someone who lacks belief in god. some say that science has proven that god does not exist (which is sort of bullshit) and go out of their way to prove it, while others live in tolerance with religious people.
atheist 1: science has PROVEN that god does not exist
christian: really? how?
atheist 1: due to the theory of evolution, i know he isn't there.
christian: well, evolution has more holes in it than a dutch dam made of swiss cheese. and even if evolution is plausible, it still does not mean that there is no divine being.
atheist 1: uh...well...it's on the backs of crystals!!!!
atheist 2: bro...just shut up you intolerant fuck
god does not believe in atheists
christian: really? how?
atheist 1: due to the theory of evolution, i know he isn't there.
christian: well, evolution has more holes in it than a dutch dam made of swiss cheese. and even if evolution is plausible, it still does not mean that there is no divine being.
atheist 1: uh...well...it's on the backs of crystals!!!!
atheist 2: bro...just shut up you intolerant fuck
god does not believe in atheists
atheist by rainbows and unicorns December 17, 2009
atheist
1) a person who does not believe in the existence of god(s)
2)high school student that believes the lack off faith in a deity grants them the right to behave like a complete asshole that gets easily offended if someone of authority says something like "God help us."
2)high school student that believes the lack off faith in a deity grants them the right to behave like a complete asshole that gets easily offended if someone of authority says something like "God help us."
1) atheist: *sneeze*
man: God bless you
atheist: I'm an atheist, i don't believe in God
man: Then, gesundheit
2) Teacher: Only God himself can help this class's grades
atheist: Don't say God, some people might not believe in God
Teacher: If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs, and I believe in God so please do not insult my faith and I won't insult yours... or lack there of.
man: God bless you
atheist: I'm an atheist, i don't believe in God
man: Then, gesundheit
2) Teacher: Only God himself can help this class's grades
atheist: Don't say God, some people might not believe in God
Teacher: If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs, and I believe in God so please do not insult my faith and I won't insult yours... or lack there of.
atheist
A person who can produce a definition of the word "atheist" without stuffing it full of unsupported supernaturalist propaganda.
An atheist disbelieves in a supernatural entity for which there is neither evidence nor any rationality.
Atheist
1. A person who does not believe inthe existence of a "divine being"
2. A person who does not believe in the existence of a divine being but seems to find the need to insult Christians for their belief in God while seemingly forgetting the many other religions that believe in a "divine being"
2. A person who does not believe in the existence of a divine being but seems to find the need to insult Christians for their belief in God while seemingly forgetting the many other religions that believe in a "divine being"