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The absolute craziest son of a bitch you will ever meet. And you can feed the entire continent of Africa with his booty.
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jessica (is twerking)
jacob: wow thats hot
john(his smart friend): Dude she has like 0% ass, No booty at all.
jacob: what
john(his smart friend): dude look closely if you grabbed that thing it'd just be skin & bones
jessica: am i hot jacob ~~~
jacob: . . .
janice (enters the room)
john(his smart friend): Now that fair maiden's got a real booty
janice (as she walks, her ass, as well as breasts, gently & subtly bounce up & down as she walks)
jacob: shit dude you're right
john(his smart friend): Yeah I'm like a sex guru even though I'm a virgin
jessica (still twerking her flat, non-existent ass... *trying to twerk)
jessica: JACOB AM I HOT OMFG LISTEN 2 ME
jacob (approaches janice)
jacob: Hey Janice, You look lovely today.
janice: Wow, thanks, I'm so glad a man actually respects me unlike those other assholes who just say bullshit like "hey fine thang" & "ur so sexy"
jacob (blesses john(his smart friend) for giving him advice on making friends & girlfriends with women)
jessica (trips & begins crying like a little bitch)
jacob (begins to ponder if john(his smart friend) is gay)
jacob: wow thats hot
john(his smart friend): Dude she has like 0% ass, No booty at all.
jacob: what
john(his smart friend): dude look closely if you grabbed that thing it'd just be skin & bones
jessica: am i hot jacob ~~~
jacob: . . .
janice (enters the room)
john(his smart friend): Now that fair maiden's got a real booty
janice (as she walks, her ass, as well as breasts, gently & subtly bounce up & down as she walks)
jacob: shit dude you're right
john(his smart friend): Yeah I'm like a sex guru even though I'm a virgin
jessica (still twerking her flat, non-existent ass... *trying to twerk)
jessica: JACOB AM I HOT OMFG LISTEN 2 ME
jacob (approaches janice)
jacob: Hey Janice, You look lovely today.
janice: Wow, thanks, I'm so glad a man actually respects me unlike those other assholes who just say bullshit like "hey fine thang" & "ur so sexy"
jacob (blesses john(his smart friend) for giving him advice on making friends & girlfriends with women)
jessica (trips & begins crying like a little bitch)
jacob (begins to ponder if john(his smart friend) is gay)