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McDonalds 

a place where townies can do what they do best-be a dickhead
McDonalds by jacqueline February 23, 2004

McDonalds 

a huge chain of fast food restaurants that serve cheap unhealthy food, almost everything on their menu has about 3,000 calories and most people who eat there are fat
fat lady:hey I ate at McDonalds and now I weigh 400 pounds
McDonalds by me777 April 16, 2006

McDonalds 

A family restaurant that parents loudly complain that their food is fattening, unhealthy and oppose when a McDonalds is due to open directly opposite their children's school.

Yet regularly hold birthday parties there- for children.
"A McDonalds is opening opposite the so-and-so school"

"Oh my God! That's where my child goes! Well, at least we don't have to travel far when it's their birtday".
McDonalds by jt July 13, 2003

mcdonalds 

place that used to have rubber chicken nuggets that i lost a tooth in
"mommy i can't bite into this chicken nugget"
mcdonalds by ow May 13, 2005

McDonalds 

pure shit

a term used when angry, upset, frustrated, etc.
1) That was McDonald's.
2) I feel like McDonald's today.
3) I wish she would eat McDonald's
McDonalds by chloe November 25, 2003

McDonalds 

1. Fast food restuarant chain.

2. Recently second largest private landholder in the world (after the Catholic Church), as McDonald's attempts to own all land on which franchises are built.

3. An establishment that should be renamed Fatass, because:
a. They could get away with it.
b. You could "plus size" things, and get "fat fries", not to mention the "fatass burger".
c. People suing them would have to make the arguement that "Fatass" never warned them that eating there would make them fat.
1. The McDonald's Shake isn't even called a milk shake, mainly on account of false advertising claim laws.

2. The man who owns McDonald's is wealthier than most people think, or even could imagine in concrete terms.

3. Yeah, I got a Fatty Meal at Fatass today. I gotta stop eating there, cause I think it might be making me fat.
McDonalds by Al October 12, 2003