"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast swing, and Yao
Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."
"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling alot taller than 7-4."
"I know he's usually
yellow, but Yao is looking alot whiter than he did last weekend."
"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday
party this weekend?"