white sox 

A baseball team that has about the same record in the post season as the cubs, yet the fans still think they are a much better team than the cubs because of the 2005 season. They are just as useless as any team that doesnt make the post season.

The Cubs suck. You should be a white sox fan because were the best. Our record might not show it, but trust us, were the best. LMAO

white sox by Evan "Big Thumb" September 22, 2005

white sox 

Team on the less desirable southern side of chicago.

If you're a downright lowlife you're a sox fan.

If you're a respectable citizen, you're a cubs fan

white sox by Paul September 9, 2004

white sox 

The White Sox are the most half ass efort team in baseball that think it is an accomplishment to be a good team in the American League. Their only goal in a season is to beat the Cubs which they usually can't do. They also cannot fill their stadium besides when the Cubs come to town. They can't even fill their stadium after winning the world series, and they are a team that no one even watched when they were in the world series. It is embarrassing to the MLB that there was not a team good enough to beat the horrible Sox. The teams fans are not true fans because they refuse to go to games, and they had little fan base before the series and no all of a sudden everyone is a bi-soxual. Bottom line - THE SOX BLOW DOGS FOR QUARTERS.

I hate the white sox, so does everyone else. GO CUBS!

white sox by Scooter42 April 24, 2006

White Sox 

Lesser of the two Chicago baseball teams. They never sell out, they're a terrible team, they have terrible fans.

The Cubs hammered the Sox in the Crosstown series.

White Sox by Shawn January 16, 2005

white sox 

southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.

hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!

white sox by john gallione June 7, 2007

White Sox 

News Flash: The Cubs and White Sox are not in the same league, so it is actually okay to cheer for both of them and hope they both do well. They're both great baseball teams and people who bitch about how one sucks and the other is awesome look like morons.

Instead let's talk about how much the Yanks and the Cards suck ass, because they do.

The White Sox are an old and excellent baseball team, and if the zealots would just cool it a bit the sane sports fans of Chicago would greatly appreciate. Thanks.

White Sox by C++ June 22, 2006

White Sox 

Chicago's American League and south side MLB team (as opposed to the Cubs, who play on the North Side). Often regarded as the "second team of the second city" in spite of:

*More world series titles (three to the Cubs' two) as well as the advantage of actually having won a title in the last 100 (or rather 105) years.

*A statistically better record over the last 25 years (i.e. more winning seasons than losing)

*A newer, nicer stadium that helps provide a happy, fun, comfortable ballgame experience (Wrigley may have more history and outer beauty, but it's a different story inside the ballpark)

*Fans who, though not above taunting and harassing, will actually respect players and fans of the opposing team (unlike Cubs fans, who enjoy turning aggressive on innocent fans and players when things don't go their way)

When the White Sox lose, they admit it was the result of bad playing by their team or much better playing by the other, and look to build a better team from that point regardless.

When the Cubs lose, they blame some ridiculous "curse" or even one of their own fans and let yet another defeat become more and more part of the team's history and daily life

White Sox by GaaraoftheDamned January 20, 2014