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westfield by Julia rose May 17, 2006
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The name of several towns in the USA in this case about the one in NJ. An upper class town made fun of by people who have no idea what living there is like and angry that they can't live there, or just angry at rich people for no reason. Note not all, but many people in this town are extremely snobby most others are charitable is. 70% snobby 20% charitable 10% normal. see Wikipedia for more detailed info
westfield by Alexander z March 7, 2008
Westfield
A town in Union County, NJ that neighbors Scotch Plains, their rivals. Typically, the guys wear their pants down to their ankles and their hats to the side, and try and walk with what they would call, "swag". The girls wear short skirts and shorts, even in the winter, and neck lines that go down to their vagina's.
Westfielder's have a nicer downtown than the people in Scotch Plains, so the people from Scotch Plains go there to hang out. This causes the Westfielder's to become enraged and act more like apes than they already do, sometimes even taking the liberty to throw food at kids from Scotch Plains.
Westfield kids are typically more rich than kids from Scotch Plains, and thus spend all of their money on drugs. They are worse in sports than Scotch Plains, and are also worse academically. The only thing real about Westfield kids are the pimples on their forehead.
Westfielder's have a nicer downtown than the people in Scotch Plains, so the people from Scotch Plains go there to hang out. This causes the Westfielder's to become enraged and act more like apes than they already do, sometimes even taking the liberty to throw food at kids from Scotch Plains.
Westfield kids are typically more rich than kids from Scotch Plains, and thus spend all of their money on drugs. They are worse in sports than Scotch Plains, and are also worse academically. The only thing real about Westfield kids are the pimples on their forehead.
Guy 1: Yo you see that girl over there? I can practically see her pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah, but she's so pimply and gross, she must be from Westfield. I'd rather date a girl from Scotch Plains, they're all so classy and hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she's so pimply and gross, she must be from Westfield. I'd rather date a girl from Scotch Plains, they're all so classy and hot.
Westfield by awkward ass nigga August 21, 2011
westfield
town in Massachusettes that isnt STANK BUDDAH but some people call it home
pretty normal town that noone likes cuz they have a high population of gay people
pretty normal town that noone likes cuz they have a high population of gay people
westfield by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006
Westfield
Collective Noun for a group of bogans (Australian). It is derived from the sprawling suburban shopping centres in the outer suburbs of Australian cities that are predominantly owned by the chain Westfield. Most popularly satirised in Kath and Kim by the Westfield Fountain Gate shopping centre.
westfield.com.au/fountaingate
westfield.com.au/fountaingate
Westfield Root
When one is in a slightly awkward social situation and decides to "break the ice" by asking for a Westfield Root. This is typically positioned strategically in the disabled bathrooms, in the vicinity of the food court at the respective Westfield shopping centre.
Man #1: Ay bae doks, wanna go for a quick Westfield Root?
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm
Westfield Root by Makoshark2323 June 5, 2015