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A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.
Student with hand raised in 5th period english
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.
Student with hand raised in 5th period english
Professor: Yes Johnny?
Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?
Professor: Why yes of course.
Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.
ward by Number Two Expert May 2, 2011
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Ward
A person who is a mess. Always says they're going to be more responsible but we all know how it turns out. Cannot keep a secret. Loves giving hair advice with no experience. Asks for the homework 2 minutes before class. Always gives friends answers. Smart but pretends not to be. Alright ur cool bye.
Ward by Frootloopz November 13, 2019
ward
one who is unable to produce good comebacks and therefore must copy others such as the use of the word 'cretin' and phrases such as 'are you on meth?' most typically found around large groups of women acting nervous and repeating poor comments such as 'like your life?' or 'looked in the mirror recently?' is well known to comment on peoples mothers, stalk families, memorise license plate numbers and talk about estate agencies.
suggested to stay far away from one if spotted.
can also be associated with ginger creepy sexually frustrated and harry
suggested to stay far away from one if spotted.
can also be associated with ginger creepy sexually frustrated and harry
person one - are you on meth?
person two - that's not what you're mum said last night
person one - woah, don't do a ward
person two - that's not what you're mum said last night
person one - woah, don't do a ward
ward by alrightbro July 13, 2011
ward
a guy who quotes random ass movie lines, has delusional future expectations, and is completely oblivious to social cues.
ward by wardpunisha June 20, 2009