The inevitable name Aretha
Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a
phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and
children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud,
baby!.
Other Guy: How?
Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Other Guy:
Sorry, that won't happen.
Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)
Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a
mistake.