University of California Smokes Cannibis
University of Controlled Substances on Campus
University of California, Second Choice
Also known as University of California, Santa Cruz
We have more hippies than Berkeley.
Our mascot is a slimy yellow hermophrodidic mollusk.
Our athletics are all division 3 and we have no football team.
If you say that
marijuana should remain illegal, we might stage a protest against you in Porter meadow but we'll probably be too
high to notice that you said anything.
We're one of the least prestigious UCs.
We're
awesome.
Person 1: I'm going to UCSC this
fall.
Person 2: I've heard its really
weird there.
Person 1: Yeah but we have
the best mascot.