A highly technical submission grappling move requiring extreme fine tuning. Your opponent is face down with your knee crunched soundly against his now bleeding kidney. Your left hand is formed into a
2 fingered salute with which you reach over his head and up his nose, mercilessly cranking his head backwards, at the same time your right hand should have a vice like
grip on his clacker
sack which you
drag between his
arse cheeks, now with as much force as possible,
drag the head and the clacker
sack together whilst pushing the knee into the kidneys! As your opponent lets out an ear splitting squeal, you then complete the submission by yelling "Sweet Dreams Piggy!"(Neither is the submission complete nor may there be any tapping out until the this term has been shouted out!)
....aw naw I canny look, the Red Barron
fae Bridgeton has been tapping like a blind man on
speed for the past 5 minutes but Buster Gonads refuses to say "Sweet dreams
piggy" and put him out of his misery!