Ripster 

A "wanna be","biter" "poser", "sell out","pirate of pirates".

Someone so lame they try to play the part but never really walk the walk. They want everyone to "see" how cool they are and come to all of their parties by dressing and doing business the way they "see" other actual talented people do it without ever giving credit to that influence. Selling themselves as the originator of the idea only promoting themselves and never really doing anything for that specific community. Always taking with pride and never giving.

They always want you to support their parties and websites and buy from them but never really support us and what we're doing, fucking ripsters.

Ripster by JayButter August 20, 2012

ripster 

A female hipster prone to whoring herself out .. she'll usually be in her metamorphosis stage from being just a regular ripper to being a full blown hipster ripper.

Let's ride our fixy bikes to blakes there's going to be soo many ripsters over there

ripster by jonsey925 March 20, 2012

ripster 

rich hipster, usually viewed as a "wannabe hipster" but who is not truly dedicated to the guts of trendsetting endured by hipsters. They follow the true hipsters.

Look at that hipster!

Naw, that's just a ripster...

ripster by u8mybrownies January 10, 2013

Ripster 

plural form/ more catchy way for saying “rip”

Yo did you hear bout Jess tearing up his acl, he can’t play no moe.

Damn thas a ripster

Ripster by tikthot🤪 October 21, 2019

Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

Ripster Scale by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011

hipster ripster

Paying too much for things that help create a hipster image.

Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."

hipster ripster by Pizza ova October 25, 2015

rippter 

the state of being mad ripped more than already ripped or other kinds of totally jacked.

having more rip than a super ripped bod from the gym or rock climbing.

Beret: I am SOOO ripped
Gulce: Ya, but I am rippter

rippter by trick question February 24, 2010