While mad at your female friend or wife, it
may be necessary to tie the leading edge of their tampon string to the bed post with monofilament. This allows you to make a loud sound, such as a billowing
fart, in their general vicinity to wake them from their slumber. If done correctly, it will provoke them to jump out of the bed, thus snapping said
female sanitary device from it'
s hold and causing extreme embarassment for her, and sweet revenge for you.
I was
pissed at the ole
lady, so when she fell asleep on the
couch I pulled a modified plugger tugger, by using the sliding glass door...