Joni'
s are commonly known as silent creatures. They lurk in the shadows and operate by their own standard and intuition. Joni's come across as friendly chill guys but there is a dark side to them. The more time you spend with one of these
lizard like creatures the more you realize that they are all leeches. Joni's have a clear concept of adapting to social situations to maximize their shekel gaining potential. Joni's are infamous for getting everything handed to them and never paying for anything themselves. Joni's are also generally addicted to anime, porn and
shit memes which they recycle for ages. These creatures are no men, they are lizards of Dreynor, goblins of the loot.
Other side effects of being a Joni might include, not understanding social cues, being unable to maintain a sleep schedule for longer than 24 hours, being bedridden and taking 40
minute shits on a daily basis, burning their forzen pizzas to
crisp, ruining the mood, being generally
autistic, driving to the kitchen with their hoverboard since their legs are unusually
weak, having hobbit
feet.
