A wild
creature which lives in a cluttered space, living off Cheez-Its and fruit snacks. It makes a
strange screaming
noise, and its mating calls sound like keyboard slams.
Children: what is a grack, teacher?
Teacher:
Don't go near it, or take its cheez-its. It bites.
*the next
day*
Child: *gets bitten by a grack* ASDFGHJKL