Feign
Feign by geidnevdjnwbd October 25, 2023
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Feign Sleep
When one pretends to be asleep in order to refrain from doing something such as but not limited to Taking out the garbage, doing the dishes, walking the dog, or vacuuming.
Greg: Joe, why do you look so tired?
Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.
Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.
Feign Sleep by theblackness June 9, 2010
feign pill
Mom: Get ready for school!
Child: *cough* *cough* *licks palms* Mom I think I'm sick! Feel my hands.
Mom: Oh gosh, your hands are all clammy! You must be really sick. Would you like to take a feign pill before you get ready?
Child: *cough* *cough* *licks palms* Mom I think I'm sick! Feel my hands.
Mom: Oh gosh, your hands are all clammy! You must be really sick. Would you like to take a feign pill before you get ready?
feign pill by brolherro July 25, 2011
Feign Logic
When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.
Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)
Feign Logic by StirlingPlexico June 10, 2010
Flicker feign
When someone shows up instantly after you fick your lighter in anticipation of joining in the circle
Flicker feign by Boss ninja13 July 28, 2016
Head Feign
A girl, or occasionally guy, who really likes giving head. So much that they will ask to give head to almost anyone.
Stephanie is such a head feign, she gave Bob road head with Sam in the back seat!
Raina is not a head feign. She doesn't like giving head.
Raina is not a head feign. She doesn't like giving head.
Head Feign by blowitup June 29, 2009