Anyone who does three or more of the following:
-Wears a full length leather trench coat.
-Sports
long greasy hair with a middle parting.
-Extends the straps on their backpack to maximum length.
-Covers their face with outrageous piercings whilst still having to wear prescription spectacles.
-Listens to thrash metal.
-Has plenty of
time to lace up a pair of knee-
high goth boots, but not enough to spray themselves with deodorant.