The scariest individual to ever walk the earth. Native to Southern
California's upper class neighborhoods. Characterized by a blank stare and Nike dunk shoes, he prowls the
internet in search of trendy fashions and accessories. Other characteristics include:
1. Magazines such as Sole Collector, Crago, or Black Book strewn about his work desk.
2. Excessive use of the Terms
"Merk", "Pipe", or "
Beat"
3. Requests for Porn DVD's containing "Big, Sweaty, Slathery, Flithy chicks with big asses"