Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).
Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!
Uncle Crimbo is the Santa Claus-type figure of the Kingdom of Loathing.
Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of Crimbo.
Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all Crimbo toys are made.
Uncle Crimbo stopped by my campground and left this groovy Advent Calendar. Boss.
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Oh sweetJick, Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!