Amy Schumer

A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.

"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"

Amy Schumer by ArcanistAbe November 24, 2020

Amy Schumer

Born 1981, NYC(?), Amy Schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic Amy on the horizon, Amy Poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on Comedy Central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, "Inside Amy Schumer" (GET your mind outta the gutter with that title, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a sexual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.

Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".

Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.

And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!

Mostly Sex Stuff is about Amy Schumer making jokes, well, about mostly sex!

Amy Schumer by ESSJAY August 3, 2015

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

Amy Schumer Theory by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer is funnier than you 

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

Amy Schumer is funnier than you by DrMurrao June 6, 2018

Amy Schumer’d 

When your joke gets stolen by someone who’s not funny

“Craig Amy Schumer’d my joke.”

“Amy Schumer herself.”

Amy Schumer’d by Ian Papi June 9, 2018

Amy Schumer Syndrome 

The term that was coined by BlackLightJack in his video on Santa Inc. is when in a "adults" shows in the attempt to make the views laugh, scared and/or to make the show look more "mature" and "edgy" they added out of context scene that had the character said some slurs, out of nowhere jumpscare, out of place sexual or rape scene or blood everywhere.

Me: "Don't tell me there is some out of context sexual scene in the way to make the viewers laugh?"

"Yep this show has Amy Schumer Syndrome."

Amy Schumer Syndrome by CherubPrime January 13, 2022

Pull an Amy Schumer 

When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.

My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.

Pull an Amy Schumer by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019