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Wojtek adj.
1. Lacking common sense, tact, and horrible sense of humor.
2. A manager or person in a position of power who resembles David Brent from the BBC's The Office.
“Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that Neil will be taking over both branches, and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, I’ve been promoted, so....every cloud. You’re still thinking about the bad news aren’t you?”
Wojtek by Mattias April 16, 2005
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1. A precise casting of lightning bolts, generally in quick succession
“ I didn’t know if we were going to be able to take that dragon down, but he just kept wojteking it... I was really impressed.
Wojtek by DR April 12, 2005
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"Oh I would she I could be with Wojtek right now"
Wojtek by Halobeb December 24, 2017
JewTek - Jewish Troll Junior
Watch out! It's that ugly little JewTek Troll kid from Jewlandia!
wojtek by KiELBaSa March 21, 2003
Wojtek Will Get Bashed Soon Wont He ... YES He Will ... YES He Will
JEW-TEK .... or .... DIK-TEK
wojtek by Anonymous March 21, 2003

wojtekitmealex 

wojtekitmealex (short Alex) is a form of rodent rat like creature that is extremely ugly and gross. With a double-chin like no other. Nothing matches this human like rat.
Omg i just hate wojtekitmealex (Alex)
Wajtek means retard
Someone is wajtek
wajtek by Bighunch June 26, 2019