The Gobbler
The Gobbler by TakenPseudonym January 18, 2017
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When giving a blow job, take down the whole shaft. Upon reaching the balls, flick your tongue with a turkey gobble noise
The gobbler by Fishyqueef November 21, 2018
Choking the Gobbler
How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!
Choking the Gobbler by sheenium February 20, 2009
Whittling the Gobbler
Whittling the Gobbler by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009
The Cooch Gobbler Combo
A pussy gobbling technique created by the girls from Call Her Daddy. It involves making out with a girls pussy while swirling your tongue in an infinity symbol motion. You also have to finger her, hum to make her feel like she’s using her vibrator and slurp her clit for the ultimate sensation. It guarantees the best feeling for her and is successful most of the time in giving her a big O.
The Cooch Gobbler Combo by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019
The Cock Gobbler
The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
The Cock Gobbler by weezarc June 1, 2010