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The Law of the Lemon
The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.
Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.
If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.
Mess around and find out.
Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.
If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.
Mess around and find out.
The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.
Mess around and find out.
If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.
Mess around and find out.
If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.
The Law of the Lemon by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023
The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength
When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas
Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength
The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength by jamundertoast December 17, 2010
the law of fair sus
Thou shalt not sus another nigga if thy nigga in question has admitted to be homo. However, it is fair for a openly homosexual nigga to sus a self-professed straight nigga
-Dude, I sus that guy Terrance from gym class.
-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo
-Oh well I still sus that nigga
-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
-Bro, you can't sus that nigga everybody know he actually is homo
-Oh well I still sus that nigga
-Nah bruh that's the law of fair sus, you can't sus him if he openly homo you feel me
the law of fair sus by Tenneswag420 January 3, 2014
The Law of Conformity
The Law of Comformity states that the more people attempt not to conform to certain stereotypes and shared identities, the more they actually do conform to those stereotypes and identities.
Many teenagers become goths in an attempt to stand out as individuals, or else as a means of expressing what they feel is their "true self." However, in adopting the mannerisms, attire and musical tastes of the goth community, teenage goths ultimately end up conforming.
The Law of Conformity
The Law of Conformity
The Law of Conformity by Joyce.junr January 1, 2008
The Law of Averages
The Law of Averages is a layman's term used to describe the belief that the results of any given event "work out" or "even out" over a set of trials in the short run.
The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.
Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect
The LoA's assumes that balance will always occur within a small sample.
Essentially, it is the belief that a rare occurrence will happen given enough time and is similar to the shotgun effect
1) If you flip a coin 10 times, the Law of Averages states that 5 flips will be heads, and the other 5 flips will be tails.
2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.
2) If you apply to enough Universities, the Law of Averages states that you will eventually get into atleast one.
The Law of Averages by JrBalrog January 2, 2012