philistine
A true philistine, he cannot tell a Merlot from a Chianti, papardelle from cappellini, and thinks all Skittles taste the same.
philistine by GonzoEtymologist August 17, 2018
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1. A group of sub-pagans in Biblical times who were killed in a suicide attack by Samson.
2. A type of person who spends all of his/her life's CPU cycles on how to make everybody else's lives absolutely miserable--especially one who throws their legal weight around while doing so. Examples include schoolteachers, terrorists (of any race/religion), lawyers/ambulance chasers, Sammy on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", hate groups, people who lobby for freedom from religion instead of freedom of religion (hellloooo! there's a difference there!), war-hungry peoples,the RIAA/MPAA/ISDA, spyware/malware/virus writers, those who support activation DRM in computer programs...etc.
2. A type of person who spends all of his/her life's CPU cycles on how to make everybody else's lives absolutely miserable--especially one who throws their legal weight around while doing so. Examples include schoolteachers, terrorists (of any race/religion), lawyers/ambulance chasers, Sammy on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", hate groups, people who lobby for freedom from religion instead of freedom of religion (hellloooo! there's a difference there!), war-hungry peoples,the RIAA/MPAA/ISDA, spyware/malware/virus writers, those who support activation DRM in computer programs...etc.
philistine by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 19, 2007
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an uncircumcised pegan also know as a turtleneck, hoodie, or anteater due to the fact that the philistines were uncircumcised and the jews were.
Sick dude, your a philistine!
philistine by Petrix October 8, 2006
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Philistine by Neon_Cancer April 14, 2021
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Manuel: the centripetal force is pushing me against this wall.
Mr. Soustek: What a philistine. Now you can never shoplift using a Faraday cage.
Mr. Soustek: What a philistine. Now you can never shoplift using a Faraday cage.
Philistine by slugswillburnwhenitrains October 23, 2010
philistine-tastic
The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.
My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.
philistine-tastic by Casey Poivre January 12, 2011