penis fly trap 

a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum

"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"

penis fly trap by Ana Winters, Breus, & Marge Phillips April 23, 2007

Penis Fly Trap 

A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him

“Dude I’m going on a date”
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap”

Penis Fly Trap by Dr. Taco Cocko November 15, 2019

penis fly trap 

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!

penis fly trap by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

Penis Fly Trap 

A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.

"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"

Penis Fly Trap by Jalapeno Rooster August 29, 2016

Penis Fly Trap 

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing

"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."

Penis Fly Trap by FireMuncher June 3, 2018

Penis Fly Trap 

huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?

Ew, look at that danknasty Penis Fly Trap that just walked by.

Penis Fly Trap by Team Fantastic. June 3, 2010

Penis Fly Trap 

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

Penis Fly Trap by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014