The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a
seven year-old looking to be inebriated by
mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle
Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.
"
Man, this Old-Fashioned Country
Breakfast got me drunk as
shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"
"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"
"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"