Mr. T's version of our own
average, pitiful, England-originating,
latin-
based, taking-from-basically-all-languages language.
Where a normal
guy might say, "I feel sorry for whoever ticks me off next..."
Mr. T will say, "I pity the
fool who looks at me
funny!"
(That was an example of Mr. T-glish, just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)