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The Ketchup Packet 

when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.
Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!

Colorado Ketchup Packet 

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.
Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
Colorado Ketchup Packet by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

Ketchup Packets 

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
Ketchup Packets by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021