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Ken Doll Situation 

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
Ken Doll Situation by Fried glue February 27, 2017

ken doll lines 

the muscle-y cut lines on a man's physique, separating the torso from the hip/ thigh region.
"Working out at the gym has given me ken doll lines."
ken doll lines by Chilltown January 12, 2008

Ken Doll View 

An open view but with nothing to look at . Often of flat land that has no focus, defining feature or punch to it . Although better than no view at all , less desirable than ocean, skyline or park . Similar to where one pulls down the pants of a Ken doll and sees there is nothing to look at .
That new Chicago condo Miller bought is on a high floor , but faces west , away from the lake or skyline . There is a view , but nothing to look at , it’s a real Ken Doll view .
Ken Doll View by Peepcreep December 18, 2021

Ken doll cut

An indention on either side of a man's abdomen; the juncture of the pelvic bone and lower stomach muscles. Often observed just above the waistline of pants.
That guy has a happy trail and a Ken doll cut. Too sexy.
Ken doll cut by Stefphanni August 27, 2005

ken doll crotch 

Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region.
Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"

K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something"
ken doll crotch by K-Rocc January 7, 2010

Ken doll arms 

The inability to fully extend one's arms after a strenuous amount of exercise focused on the muscles of the arms.
I did so many curls that I now have Ken doll arms.

I'd shake your hand, but my Ken doll arms don't go that way.
Ken doll arms by Ordinary Lou July 26, 2018