A beautiful individual that loves to kick and punch his locker because it is jammed. He plays drums, piano, guitar, baseball, football, hockey. He is an adopted angel sent from the heavens above. He was married to aphrodite. All the girls love him and everyone wants to get his autograph because he is just awesome.

You're such a Dillon Hallam. He is as hott as Dillon Hallam.

Dillon Hallam by HottMenMaker December 5, 2011

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jaden hallam

its when a midget eats your ass and asks for a cum-shot on his tits becauet thats what his brother.

some one gave me a jaden hallam.

jaden hallam by sloppy joe12354 March 26, 2021

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Alex The Hallam

he comes from India, he loves the attention from girls, and he knows how to party. the Title of 'The Hallam' is rarely given to anyone outside of England and once you have it, it sticks. Alex is the one with the Title at the minute but he is being hunted by the FBI as he has stolen as much gold as he could from the American embassy. The title comes from the queen of France before she was beheaded. The Title of 'The Hallam' was then passed down from generation to generation until it was given to an outsider called James V. when he died he passed it to the duke of Germans who passed it to Alex Haloumi.
This is no inside joke, look it up on Wikipedia to find out more about the Title of 'The Hallam'

Alex ran from the FBI, they where coming fast.
Clutching to the power of his title he ran into the house next to him.
in the house he yelled 'I am The Hallam!'.

they hid him from the FBI and he escaped for a new day.
that is what the Alex The Hallam can do.

Alex The Hallam by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 19, 2021

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Morgan Hallam

A man the gets pied

Be happy you aren't a Morgan Hallam

Morgan Hallam by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

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