Goetz 

Simp

Goetz is a simp

Goetz by BBJONES2 May 28, 2020

Bernard Goetz 

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.

Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.

Bernard Goetz by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Scott Goetz 

The act of quickly scooping someone's boob, usually done to men. Meant for men with sagging breasts.

Guy #1: (Runs by guy #2) Haha! Scott Goetz!
Guy #2: Aww shit!

Scott Goetz by JpIsCrazy April 25, 2009

Ashley Goetz 

The Lebron James of soccer.

Ashley Goetz is so good at soccer, shes just like Lebron James in basketball.

Ashley Goetz by Oooogabooooga March 29, 2010

dylan goetz 

A really swag money kid who has a massive shloong and is very good at cod

Hey did you know Dylan Goetz is good at cod

dylan goetz by TwitchyGnu May 5, 2020

Chance Goetz 

Chance is the hottest guy ever!!We have alot of stuff in common!Well love ya lots Chance!!

Chance Goetz is the hottest guy ever!!I love u chance!!

Chance Goetz by chancelover#1 June 7, 2004

Chance Goetz 

Hes a really hot guy!!Who i have the biggest crush on!!Omfg!!Well i bearly see him during the summer!!We have alot in common!!I love u chance goetz!!

Chance is a hot mother fucker!

Chance Goetz by chancelover#1 June 7, 2004